Today is National Get Off My Ass Day. I am partying the whole weekend despite the fact every fuckin street in Peoria is under construction I will travel the back streets.
Also today, they issued clue #5 for the famed Pekin Marigold Medallion. So far no one has found it and one idiot tried to turn in a fake. Think about it, if they really didn’t want anyone in Pekin to find it, they could of hid it under a toothbrush.
To the idiots at the Peoria Street Department. Lake Street at University is completely closed to traffic on the west side of University. Why does the light at that intersection go green for that side then? I can’t tell you how much fun it is to sit at the traffic light and stare at a barricade that has the green light.
Same with Columbia Terr. at University. Why does the light stay green for Columbia Terr. when there is NO traffic? I know. So traffic on University can back up to Main Street because you idiots have had it blocked for over a week! I have seen continental drift move faster!
One last thing, that TV commercial about Nutella? It is a gross looking spread that “Mom” puts on things she wants her kids to eat. A hint of chocolate? For Christ’s sake! Please mom, spread it on a few dozen darvocets and eat them. If you need to disguise your food so the kids will eat it with a “spread”, then you need to be put into a padded room and neutered. The most gross crap I have ever seen.
What is wrong with this country? Other than Sean Hannity.
Have a great labor day!
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