Wow, after seeing the comments here (head getting bigger) from my “Goodbye” post and even from good ol CJ himself, and then add in the trouble over at Mattel, er...I mean Blog Peoria where everyone who has a Blog Peoria site has been dumped....again, I think I need to stay around. Geez, Billy, your site goes down more than a dancer at Big Al's.
In fact, I am feeling rather saucy of late. So saucy that I wonder who is blowing whom at the City Council. Then you have the School Board with “write in” candidates and Wolfgang or whatever her name is running against apparently the guy who played Howard Sprague on the old Andy Griffith Show, who seems he can’t muster a thought unless it’s in front of a PBR. First, who says anyone can write? I mean with what I read on District 150, nobody is learning nuttin except maybe how to weigh out a quarter ounce of crack and then divide by 2 to determine profit margins. Still, it appears the Board got some choices presented and yet the masses are skeptical. I mean really. Could you please some of these people if we burnt the entire Board at the stake and provide free gasoline? Let it go Luke…..
Ok Council elections are April 5th and my son gets married on the 9th. So, getting drunk with Ryan Spain is moot but doable. Let’s see if the people of the City of Peoria have any balls and vote in new faces and that doesn’t mean Grayeb. He’s like a rash. You apply ointment and yet it comes back. People, we need “Rainman” to be retained on the Council. He is the only guy that can make Ardis blush and dammit, he asks some serious questions. It’s like watching the Marx Brothers to see City Staff thumb around for answers.
Also, Randy Ray. Has anyone ever seen him with an actual expression? Does he blink? We need to get him out and get him drunk and then drive up to Sparland for a lap dance. I mean Sparland, Illinois. How good looking can the girls be in Sparland? Funny, I can hear them now at city hall in Sparland. “Bill, is that one of them there girly joints across the street? Yeah Frank, I think it is. huh? “
Well duh!
Still thinking of deleting this whole mess. I got some time to think…. In the meantime, VOTE!
11 comments:
Well God dammit, now your making sense! Screw that retirement shit and get to blogging, we need you in the game and on your A game at that! Welcome back, grab a drink and get to writin'! There is hope yet.....
You know, you and you're "I'm not blogging ever again" remind me of the fucking skinny ass bitch in high school who always said "OMG! I'm SOOoooo FAT!" just so she could get the rest of her friends to say "OMG, You're SOOoooo not fat". Srsly. IDK.
And yes, those pants DO make your ass look big.
This will be the 3rd time in less than a year that you are "quitting".
welcome back!? Im looking forward to your candidate review. anyway, I think you "retire" as often as Billy changes his blog theme
Hooray! Now that the school district has so many changes going on, we need your take on the matter. WELCOME BACK!
Glad my hope was made a reality. I am happy to see you are still at it. Please keep it up.
You see, this whole mess at BlogPeoria was a ruse to lure you out of retirement ...
Yesssssss!
Dont be "dissin" the andy Griffith Show or you'll be swimming w/ the fishes,lol. But seriously, I dont like Howard Sprague so he is fair game.
Neal
Sing it sistah. Yo be a playin' wid all us hardcore blogger barons and the blogocombat style was lacking a dress code but here you go, gonna haul off and blog somebody, goin medieval on the Domination Systems like the Tidy Bowl sailor sea shanty pummelade...who knows what trolls are now pooping their big boy pants and wishing you'd just go away and quit exposing the inept hoax called guvmint. LOL
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