You all know the tune…..
On the first day of Christmas the city gave to me…a hike in the stinken garbage fee
On the second day of Christmas the city gave to me…2 armed robbers and a hike in the stinken garbage fee.
On the third day of Christmas the city gave to me….3 drug deals, 2 armed robbers, and a hike in the stinken garbage fee.
On the fourth day of Christmas the city gave to me…4 huge potholes, 3 drug deals, 2 armed robbers, and a hike in the stinken garbage fee.
On the fifth day of Christmas the city gave to me..5 garbage totes, 4 huge potholes, 3 drug deals, 2 armed robbers, and a hike in the stinken garbage fee.
On the sixth day of Christmas the city gave to me.. 6 cops on 3rd shift, 5 garbage totes…..4 huge potholes, 3 drug deals, 2 armed robbers, and a hike in the stinken garbage fee.
On the seventh day of Christmas the city gave to me…7 home invasions, 6 cops on 3rd shift, 5 garbage totes…4 huge potholes, 3 drug deals, 2 armed robbers, and a hike in the stinken garbage fee.
On the eighth day of Christmas the city gave to me.. 8 votes for a hotel, 7 home invasions, 6 cops on 3rd shift, 5 garbage totes….4 huge potholes, 3 drug deals, 2 armed robbers, and a hike in the stinken garbage fee.
On the ninth day of Christmas the city gave to me… 9 bullets flying, 8 votes for a hotel, 7 home invasions, 6 cops on 3rd shift, 5 garbage totes….4 huge potholes, 3 drug deals, 2 armed robbers, and a hike in the stinken garbage fee.
On the tenth day of Christmas the city gave to me… 10 parking tickets, 9 bullets flying, 8 votes for a hotel, 7 home invasions, 6 cops on 3rd shift, 5 garbage totes….4 huge potholes, 3 drug deals, 2 armed robbers, and a hike in the stinken garbage fee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas the city gave to me… 11 drive by shootings, 10 parking tickets, 9 bullets flying, 8 votes for a hotel, 7 home invasions, 6 cops on 3rd shift, 5 garbage totes….4 huge potholes, 3 drug deals, 2 armed robbers, and a hike in the stinken garbage fee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas the city gave to me… 12 laid off workers, 11 drive by shootings, 10 parking tickets, 9 bullets flying, 8 votes for a hotel, 7 home invasions, 6 cops on 3rd shift, 5 garbage totes….4 huge potholes, 3 drug deals, 2 armed robbers, and a hike in the stinken garbage fee.
Merry Christmas!
14 comments:
Clever/talented/unique expression of thoughts, again sadly true statements, but brought a smile at the skill to present this so very well!
I usually lurk, and just enjoy your blogging.
This one was good...clever, witty and insightful!
I've always hated The 12 Days of Christmas, but this version is hilarious and sad all at once. Thanks for the laugh!
Love it!
Me too!
Loved it too and sad but true. Have someone read it at the City council meeting. Tell them that is what the majority of the citizens think.
Funny, but sadly true. Well said!
can you add to this song about Johnna Ingersoll's "20" year old daughter evading jail and instead released to her momma after a drunken hit and run that little princess caused after leaving a pricey peoria heights restaurant where she was served booze? that would be funny too.
desert planes. Email me with more info. I'll be happy to put this to s holiday tune.
i see you have just blogged about it but here's what the pjstar reported. btw, notice that the pjstar disabled comments on the story?
http://www.pjstar.com/news/x1481466638/Peoria-County-coroners-daughter-arrested-after-accident
Oh, the PJS is a bunch of chicken shits. They are afraid at anything comments would say about a criminal case, and too fucking lazy to, you know, MODERATE comments.
If the details of the hit and run fit, may I request "Grandma Got Hit by a Reindeer?"
Hrm...I guess that does play in Peoria
Excellent! You nailed it, PAP!
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