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Saturday, December 10, 2011

Dear City of Peoria…

I wish to present to you my Christmas List as a citizen of this community.

Since you as a collective have no concern about crime or how the streets are maintained, I thought that with all the taxes and fees I pay and how we are going to make a local garbage company rich along with a hotel developer and since you upped the garbage fee by over 110% and taken money from fixed income people who have no choice but to pay for this circus, I would like to ask you for one single present this year….  a useful one……

A Stick!  So I can burn it to keep warm you idiots.

Thanks for nothing….

1 comments:

foxcat said...

Bravo! Bravo! Succinctly stated, as always, with candor as well as clever tongue-in-cheek humor! It is a HUGE concern for low income and/or fixed income people to contend with the grandiose ideas from the "elite" who have no concept or care in addressing these issues. "Just load the wagons!"