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Thursday, December 29, 2011

Would you pay for something and not get it?

Of course not but the City Council is expecting all of us to do just that!

Let me explain.  The beautiful Garbage Fee is set to go from $6 a month to $13 a month starting in January.  Any homeowner who pays for water will be billed for this useless piece of shit fee that was dreamed up by Ransburg and the council a few years back. When you have a fat wallet, what’s a few bucks right? If you live from paycheck to paycheck, well, tough toenails. Remember folks, we were promised by council members that this fee would never go up and in fact would be a temporary fee.  Lie #1 and lie #2.  Also remember how some council members campaigned on the promise to remove this fee.  Lie #3.  Guess what? Ever seen a tax or a fee go away? Not in Peoria you won’t so how are you going to be paying for something and not get it?

Enter PDC. Our garbage company, locally owned and you can bet wine and dine buddies of a few council members and movers and shakers. They are to provide totes as part of that fee increase.  The rental fee of those totes is to be included in the $13 monthly fee.  Only thing is, the PDC company doesn’t have the totes and have to order them AFTER they mail out a survey to all Peoria residents next month.  Then, if we are lucky, we will get a tote by June or maybe July.  In the meantime, we will still pay that good ol monthly fee of $13 and get no tote for up to 6 months.  What a total crock of shit.

Hell, it’s just another tax that until the tote rental was factored in, had NOTHING to do with garbage collection which is charged by contract for the year and incorporated into your property taxes.  Property taxes?  Yes, something the council could have raised a tiny bit and they could have done away with the Garbage Fee, and the $80k a year Illinois-American Water collects for putting the damn fee on their bills.  They could have added police something the Lord knows Peoria could use and balanced the budget of the costs of running the city which is what property taxes are for. The property tax increase would have been something like $40 a year more per $100,000 home and everyone, residents and businesses (which use police, water, fire, and streets) would be paying a fair share.  But no.  For some reason, our city council avoids property tax increases like it was a fresh turd laying in the middle of a room.  You know it smells, but no one is going to touch it.   Our council would have to hire a consultant at a huge waste of money to come in, smell it, feel it, and then conclude it’s shit.  Then our council would have to form a department, hire a department head and staff so they in turn could recommend a person to pick up the turd.  Then, the council would argue for 45 minutes over the hiring and whether the turd is actually there or not before they would vote.  Then someone in the crowd leaving the council chambers would slip and fall on the turd and a lawsuit would ensue.  Randy Ray would look at the council with his usual straight face and say; “Yes, we could be liable for this turd.”  That’ll be $400 please.

This is why this city is ass backwards.  This is why when people are trying with all their might to keep their Peoria home, our council fiddles and builds glass museum's and hotels.  Meanwhile, just outside their doors, bullets are flying and nobody goes downtown. 

It amazes me that people are being led like sheep over this garbage fee and the fact we don’t have totes so we shouldn’t be paying for the rent.  If CILCO charged you for the neighbors electricity, you’d be up in arms. Why haven’t we run this council and Mayor out of town.  Can’t do it on a rail, they sold that but we could do it on one of those new buses.  Someone explain this to me please!  Why are we paying PDC for a service they haven’t provided????

And please do it before Turner suggests we get billed $3.25 a week for this Garbage Fee because he doesn’t want to stress the pocketbook of those on a fixed income.  Crock of shit.

 

Hat Tip: To my private email friend.

11 comments:

Vonster said...

Although I'm kinda looking forward to using a 96 gallon tote because of my damned coon problem, I have to agree with most of what you've said.

Our city council is quite dysfunctional and we need a major change. I'd run or ask you to run but neither of us want that anal exam. I hope Summers runs again.

Anonymous said...

Shame on the water company for taking part in this farce.

foxcat said...

So very well spoken, yet again! What would it take to regain control of all this insanity?! It is prudent to have these ideas so well elucidated and make people aware of the manipulation . . .

Emtronics said...

Hey, I want the totes. In fact before all this started I was going to get a tote. I don't mind paying for the tote IF I have the tote so I think I'll go to the City Council meeting and ask how to collect the money they owe me because I don't have a tote. I'm not taking a check from those heathens either. Cash only.

Ramble On said...

I don't mind having a toter. The medium sized one will be fine. It will cost the same as the old one, but at least it will fit in the space where I want to store it. What bothers me is the fact that I will be paying the same amount as houses on my street that currently set out two or three of the 96 gallon ones. Not only is this a tax, it is a regressive one.

Anonymous said...

I bought my tote several years ago so that I wouldn't have to pay a rental fee for it as I am on a very tight budget and it made more sense to purchase it. I don't think it is right that I now have to pay to rent it. Oh, right, the paper said that I wouldn't be refunded for my purchase, but I could receive another tote. Being a senior citizen I only have enough garbage for a once a month pickup so what would I need two for? Can't we force any of these idiots out of office instead of relying on an election?

Maartin palmer said...

Weaver and Akeson were the only "new" council members elected, so we got what we voted for. Same ole same ole so what did you expect? How many people sat on there hands and did not vote? now piss and moan. Vote ,it is our only way to remove a council person. As for the totes it is a screwed up system with the purchased totes. you should either get a refund, or not pay to rent one but that makes sense. demand no payment until you recive the totes. Heck some people still have the WM totes they(WM) did not and would not pick up.

Chef Kevin said...

Ramble, that pisses me off, too. I make so little garbage that I probably can't fill the smallest one in a month, yet it is going to cost me the same as if I jammed a 96'er full every week. City council discriminating against single folk. How about a little lawsuit? :)

Anonymous said...

I'm ready for a lawsuit. Lets go. Can you find an attorney to take our case? Especially us who purchased our totes instead of renting so that we could save money. Now they are punishing us for living on a budget something they can't do. The reason for the WM totes is possibly that they were purchased and people want to use them. I'm like Chef Kevin I only use the pickup once a month and then it is only half full as mine is a big one.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the solution should be that PDC bill each household instead of the city having a contract. If one is foolish enough to believe the politicians that our tax dollars do not go for the contract then reduce the tax rate and have the garbage company bill directly. We then don't have to pay the water company 80+ grand either and it eliminates the back scratching and would kill some pay to play campaign donations

Anonymous said...

that also would completely eliminate the garbage fee. course "the majority" of the council would have to come up with new and exciting ways to bilk the taxpayers